In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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