are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
4 words: hood of his car
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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