Ambien. No doubt about it.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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