But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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