I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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