I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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