I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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