I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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