the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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