u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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