Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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