Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I supernannyed him into submission
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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