Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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