I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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