i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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