Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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Who says that it wasn't a girl?
Semi threesome huh? I'm thinking you got stuck sitting in the chair in the corner jerkin it. Hoping you get tagged in...
I'm betting that his shit got pushed in a little
You got your ass kicked both times.
I call it a tie since you finished in the same position in both scenarios
It's not gayy when it's in a semi-threeway.
totally a girl, guys don't get into taekwondo sparring matches, they get into a form of master myagi fight move sharing, then practice it on each other.
and then you woke up from your dream, fired up the hub and knocked one out.
Worse, for the bystanders, anyway.