Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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