so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
