Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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