About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You took a bar mat shot.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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