I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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