Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I wonder why the imperial fuckton is so rarely used
nothing better than a well planned shit show.
Social Darwinsim is alive and well!
using the term "metric fuckton" is always a win
Meth, alcohol and a shark object... what could go wrong?
Either one I think is equally valid.
The "and get my hair cut" part of that is what scares me.
Horrific, but hilarious combination.
Ralph, a "metric fucktonne" is more than an imperial "fuckton"
true...about 20% more
Side note: My haircut turned out fantastic.