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  • 43 25
    Submitted by ralphmacio on May 19, 13 at 5:38pm

    I wonder why the imperial fuckton is so rarely used

  • 31 21
    Submitted by ck24 on May 19, 13 at 8:07pm

    Meth, alcohol and a shark object... what could go wrong?

    • 21 30
      Submitted by ck24 on May 19, 13 at 8:09pm

      sharp object

      • 23 33
        Submitted by SaducarGeneral on May 19, 13 at 8:52pm

        Either one I think is equally valid.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on May 19, 13 at 4:09pm

    using the term "metric fuckton" is always a win

  • 29 21
    Submitted by doiou2 on May 20, 13 at 12:13am

    nothing better than a well planned shit show.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 19, 13 at 4:44pm

    The "and get my hair cut" part of that is what scares me.

  • 26 19
    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on May 21, 13 at 12:58am

    Sheldon?!

  • 31 33
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 19, 13 at 4:13pm

    Social Darwinsim is alive and well!

  • 23 23
    Submitted by deeleeds on May 20, 13 at 2:35am

    Horrific, but hilarious combination.

  • 22 27
    Submitted by AngrySailor on May 19, 13 at 9:10pm

    Ralph, a "metric fucktonne" is more than an imperial "fuckton"

    • 17 29
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on May 19, 13 at 9:31pm

      true...about 20% more

  • 17 22
    Submitted by GoodwillGestapo on Jun 3, 13 at 6:06am

    Side note: My haircut turned out fantastic.