Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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