Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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