i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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