yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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