No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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