Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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