Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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