Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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