how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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