My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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