TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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