Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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