just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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