I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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