i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
this will be a night to untag.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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