What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
