I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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