I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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