with your own penis?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
