I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
where are my eyebrows?
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