just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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