Please, let me fuck your mom
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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