Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I need to align my fucking chakras
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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