I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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