So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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