Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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