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  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:57am

    4:47, some people are prone to UTI's anatomically because the length of the urethra is shorter and bacteria migrates from the outside in (a big reason why women in general get more of them than men.) No matter how clean you are it is still possible to get one. Voiding after sexual activity is the best prevention, or your doctor can also give you prophylactic antibiotics if you get recurrent UTIs even after all precautions.

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:09pm

    you dont need a dildo when you can have me!

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:07pm

    people who criticize spelling and grammar in TEXT MESSAGES should be shot, tarred, feathered, buried ... then shot again ... they're not exactly writing the Iliad here ...

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:10pm

    3:09 uti is a urinary tract infection

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:26pm

    3:08- I hope that's not your real number, because if it is you'll probably get some calls from creepy drunk guys....

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:13pm

    Disease and infection free ass wipe

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:56am

    @3:08, you're not even in the same area code??!

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:56pm

    Holding your pee also causes UTIs

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:05pm

    whenver i read 845 messages, I always hope i never meet them

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:41am

    i think i would like you to learn how to spell.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:38pm

    yeah okay it doesn't have anything to do with cleaning it, retard it's how often ya use it. just like if you're having a lot of sex. PS i'm in a long distance relationship andddd i feel your pain

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:49am

    does it really fucking matter if the person didnt use proper spelling/grammar? seriously, you guys are pathetic.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:36pm

    i sell sex toys for a living and we ALWAYS suggest purchasing the cleaner, especially if you use lubricants because many are water resistant. soap and water arent always enough to get rid of the bacteria and buildup on the toy, especially if they are used frequently. not to mention, soap scum can sometimes build up if not cleaned properly. so she very well may be cleaning her toy, but chances are, just not properly.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:03pm

    I think the most depressing moment of your life is when you need a dictionary more than a dildo.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:13am

    Exotic Behavior has great toys and cleaners.... hope that helps

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:26pm

    Get a tantus brand toy. 100% medical grade silicone. You can boil it or even put it in your dishwasher.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    3:03-Go jerk off to a spelling bee you douche. 3:08-She said she was looking to avoid infections.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:58am

    10:19 Yeah, but its clean and disinfected.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:15pm

    Condom is a good idea. You can also get toy cleaner at an adult shop or online.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:06pm

    hahaha wow, def read that as banana instead of dildo.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:38am

    wash off the dildo with water and soap. then put the dildo in really hot water to kill off any remaining bacteria. and pee soon after it, so any bacteria that went up your urethra gets washed away.

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:47pm

    actually, it does have to do with cleaning it. UTIs are infections...as stated in the name of it. infections are caused by bacteria. if bacteria builds up around the urethra, causing the UTI. so it doesnt matter how many times you get off or use a toy, because its all about being clean and taking care of yourself and your body. i have never had a UTI but that's because i know how to take care of my toys and myself, especially when i have a lot of sex.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:08pm

    U can use me as your dildo. 901 6 2 6 0 0 8 6

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:52am

    You must be in the medical field because of the lingo... In gonna go with a nurse

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:10pm

    309 # 2; how bout u be mine =]

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:06pm

    have you not heard of toy cleaner? Keep that shit clean!

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:35am

    same thing happened to me... and when the doctor asked me if i was sexually active, i was like, ummm define "sexually active"

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:19pm

    @ 2:26 IN YOUR DISHWASHER? that's fucking disgusting

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:17 - agreed, clean it with some fucking soap and water. what kind of fucked up dildo do you have you can't clean it with soap and water?

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    i had the same problem ... i went to a urologist because of it and they told me to always go to the bathroom after you do any sort of sexual activity (including masturbation) so you get rid of any bacteria. It's worked. It's been 3 years since I've had a UTI now. Try it.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:02pm

    Also, you can clean your dildo with a little baby shampoo and water after you use it and that will help keep it clean.

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:10pm

    gross, clean the shit

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:41pm

    "I'm gonna run this through again on pots and pans..."

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:57pm

    To a spelling bee??? Wtf????

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    i think i would rather spend the money on a vibrator.

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:56pm

    rent-a-dildo. yes, it's real

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    Why don't you just fucking WASH it after uing it? Lazy skank pig.