What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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