sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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