I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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