just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
