Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I need moral support for this bender
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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