he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.