Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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