I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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