Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

Goddamnit I hate your level headedness

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(718): View more from New York

no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.

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(847): View more from Illinois

it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs

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(616): View more from Michigan

those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pass out mid-funnel last night.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.

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(417): View more from Missouri

The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.

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(817): View more from Texas

He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.

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