from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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