i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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