I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
now i know why i became what i already was.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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