Non-Jews are for practice
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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