I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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