i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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